Festive As Fuck Christmas Socks

Festive as fuck, and proud of it! 🎄😂

For the person who's got their Christmas playlist on repeat, decorations up ridiculously early and absolutely no shame about how much they love December. Our Festive As Fuck Christmas Socks say exactly what they're thinking, with a cheeky Christmas design featuring candy canes, stockings, snowflakes and your chosen face.

Simply upload a photo of yourself, your best mate, partner or family member and we'll turn it into a pair of personalised socks that are just as outrageous as the person wearing them. Available in different colours, so you can pick your favourite festive look. 🧦✨

Secret Santa just got a little less innocent! 🎁

Know someone who takes Christmas very seriously but has a mouth like a sailor? These custom photo socks have their name written all over them. Well, their face, technically.

They're brilliant funny Secret Santa gifts for workmates, friends and family who appreciate a bit of swearing with their Christmas cheer. Perfect for festive nights out, Christmas parties or wearing while polishing off the last of the Baileys. 🥂😂

They also make hilarious stocking fillers and unusual Christmas presents for anyone who likes their festive accessories with a bit of attitude.

Available in different colours and 3 sizes.

📸 Quick Guide to Perfect Faces (The Important Bit!)

Listen up, because this makes the difference between great print and fantastic print!

You can upload an individual picture for each person or use the same one.

Here's how to get the best result:

• Make sure it's a clear face shot with great lighting, taken straight on. The funnier the face, the better!

• The higher quality of the photo, the better the print looks and the easier it is for us to cut out.

• You need to cut out each face one by one so that they print nice and visible.

• We have a clever tool that cuts out faces automatically, but if it accidentally chops off your beard, a bit of hair, or thinks the background is part of your face, you can use the little rubber tool to tidy up the edges yourself. Alternatively, you can cut a shape around the entire face instead.

• If your chosen design features a body, you'll need to select your closest skin tone match. Don't worry if you forget or pick the wrong one by accident, we can easily fix it for you before we print!

• If it all looks too complicated, don't worry about it! Just send us the best snaps you've got, and we can cut your face out for you. Sorted.

• Our cosy custom socks
• Perfect for Men & Women
• Available in 3 sizes
• Made from soft poly-cotton

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

🧦 Socks
• Standard: 5 working days 
• Express: 3 working days
• Next Day: Order by 1pm

👕 Clothing
(T-Shirts, Pyjamas, Sweatshirts, Underwear, Swimwear)
• Standard: 5 working days 
• Express: 3 working days

🎁 Gifts
(Blankets, Dog T-Shirts)
• Standard: 5 working days 
• Express: 3 working days

🇪🇺 Europe

🧦 Socks
• Standard: 14-16 working days

🩲 Underwear
• Standard: 14-16 working days

👕 Clothing
• Standard: 14-16 working days

🌎 USA & Rest of World

🧦 Socks
• Standard: 14-16 working days
• Express: 5 working days

🩲 Underwear
• Standard: 14-16 working days
• Express: 5 working days

👕 Clothing
• Standard: 14-16 working days
• Express: 5 working days